Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Jen: Domestic Goddess or Domestic Bod-dess?

Sue,

So now that I am a lame-o graduate student, my twice-weekly workouts with Colossus have now been cut in half. Sadly, I will only see him on weekends now - the only thing that's (way) worse is only seeing The Lawyer on weekends too but DO NOT even get me started on that one.

Anyway, I am a little worried that graduate school will stifle my progress with my Colossal Butt-Kickings. But for now, at least, I am still Colossus' star pupil. In fact, in our last session, Colossus told me (seriously) that if I wanted to, I could be a professional bodybuilder. 

Ok now stop laughing.

"Google Jennifer Nicole Lee," he said. "If you put yourself to it, you could be like her."

So DomestiGal Jen Googled this Jennifer. And here is what I found.

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Photo: http://hollywoodfitnessmodels.blogspot.com

Um, I'm sorry, WHAT?! Also: I promise she's a fitness guru, not a porn star.

Yes, this is the woman Colossus claims I can be:

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Photo: http://www.healthylivingnyc.com

Hell YEAH!

Um, except I will never look like that. For the following reasons:

A) I'm a graduate student, so there is beer. 

B) Be it banned or not, I am a Nutellaholic and always will be.

C) I would rather have The Lawyer invest in my Ring of Dreams than a Rack of Dreams.

But obv I am totally flattered that Colossus sees such potential (even if he is in for ultimate disappointment). And this woman is actually fairly fabulous and underwent an A to the Mazing transformation to get to where she is. 

Here she is on Oprah - check out the "before" pics and the cute exercises she does with her kiddies:



Pretty rad, eh?

And I will totally be using those fitness moves when I have babies. Yipee! Babies!

Love,

Jennifer the Domestic Bod-dess

4 comments:

Jenn said...

Those exercises are cute!!!

(And DANG, those are some photos there. lol.)

Bekah said...

haha wow. see...thats basically what my sister-in-law looks like...but with smaller boobs. I kid you not.

yeah, family parties at my inlaws pool are just a boost to my self esteem....uh...not. whats worse is that she is also one of the nicest people I know...hmph...well-rounded people!

Jessica @ budgetsavvybride said...

jeeeeeez. it's kinda hard to believe that those 'cute' exercises are actually what she did to lose all that weight... but if it works then more power to her! I am not a self motivated person, which is why I joined Boot Camp!!

Jenn said...

Oh how I miss having a trainer! I can't work out unless someone is yelling at me :P